2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have email or a blog.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Complete gaming systems can fit inside a shoe box with room to spare.
7.) The original Super Mario Brothers, Sonic the Hedgehog and Legend of Zelda are seen as 'vintage'.
8.) Your TV doesn't even have any buttons to push.
9.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
10.) You still use the term "rewind", even when watching a DVD.
11.) And you were too busy to notice there was no number 5.
12.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
13.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly, as a blog entry just got the best of you.
In honor of the ending of 2009...