This is why...

PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING


I don't do windows because ...

I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.



I don't wax floors because ...

I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible

( plus they may sue me.)



I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...

They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.




I don't disturb cobwebs because...

I want every creature to have a home of their own.




I don't Spring Clean because...

I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous




I don't pull weeds in the garden because..

I don't want to get in God's way, HE is an excellent designer!




I don't put things away because...

My husband will never be able to find them again.



I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because...

I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.



I don't iron because ...

I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".


See, I have perfectly good reason for it all.