Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship..
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
4. When you are scared - I will rag you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will try to use only little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will laugh at your clumsiness, but I'll help you up.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end.. 'Why?' you may ask; because you are my friend and you know too much to let you out of my sight.
1 comments:
Nice! There's my smile for the day!
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