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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Our Snow Trip '08


Yeah! So on Sunday Morning, the plan was to head toward (or pass) Payson until we saw snow, and we actually found a lot of it and didn't have to go far...just on the other side of Pine/Strawberry. And it was pretty deep too! Riley was so funny just walking around...this was his first snow trip so he wasn't to sure what all the white stuff was. Ivy remembered from the last snow trip ('o6) and set to work on her ice tower and throwin' snow clumps at everyone. The trip was nicely rounded off by a CCC snack - "Cheese and Crackers and Cocoa".

Can't wait to do it again next year!

Monday, December 29, 2008

The Joys of YouTube...


Here's my response to Liz's header with the amazed prairie dog.
So dang funny and a stupid waste of time. You know I love it.
Blame Steven (Kim's boyfriend) for showing me such moronic fun.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Deerly Departed

This is SO funny...sorry about the language though...





This is from a webcomic called PennyArcade. For some reason they named the reindeer "John Travolta"...Freakin' Hilarious.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

A Redneck Christmas...

Imagine my surprise and amusement at seeing this odd box on the porch. We done got delivered a Redneck Christmas! Yes, it is a tupperware storage box COVERED in duct tape.

Since Kim got to come home for Christmas (along with her Boyfriend Steve) she had to ship all her presents home, already wrapped. Since the Post Office doesn't like wrapped boxes, she thought that if she covered the box,that wouldnt say much and the box could actually make it to Arizona. But duct tape? She said it took 2 whole rolls to cover it all.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Poor Little Angel...


Merry Christmas


A Christmas Story for people having a bad day:

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you Where would you like me to stick it?'
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Christmas Blessings




Thursday, December 18, 2008

Girls rule...but we already knew that...

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers! In the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

My Mother's Obcene Christmas Cookies



Yes...I know. Looks like something off of a nasty porn website but certainly not a batch of cookies out of a sweet Grandmother's kitchen. But, they are. I was over visiting my mom Sunday morning after work while she made her famously delicious Christmas cookies. The dough from her batch of cookie bon-bons (I always remembered them being called something else...) came out too gooey and spread out in the oven, falling off the chocolate kisses. Only the top of the kisses poked through and the result was...well...nipple cookies. Mom and I about died laughing which lead to talk about icing tassels. Also the idea came up of giving a pair to Kim for Christmas since she used to talk about getting Breast Implants. Free Boobs for Christmas...nice, huh. (No insult was meant by that, Kim. What's a better present that free ones?)

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Happiest Season of all?

I saw this on one of Karen's cousins blog page and realized it's SO relevant to share at this time of year...

Can someone please tell me how screaming at a poor, underpaid, over-worked, frazzled-but-trying-to-keep-her-spirits-up cashier for wishing you "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas" is in keeping with the spirit of the holiday which you claim to cherish? Seriously. I hear a lot about "The War on Christmas", but, to be honest, I feel like all of the shots are coming from the pro-Christmas side. There is a reason that we call this the "holiday season" and wish "happy holidays". It's because there are a lot of holidays during the space between Thanksgiving and New Year's Day, not just Christmas. If you think about it, wishing someone "happy holidays" is actually really friendly- "Hey, even though I'm not sure what religious holiday you observe at this time of year, I still hope you have as great a time as I am!" If we want to bring the "Christ" back to "Christmas", shouldn't that start with us? Isn't it more Christ-like to show love, friendship, understanding, tolerance, and hope to all of our neighbors? Maybe it's just me, but I doubt that Christ would want us berating people in his name. I could be wrong, though, I suppose...

So right on the money. And yes, I do believe that we need to remember that Christmas isn't about presents but is about the example of how Christ lived his life. That is what this season is really about. Charity, love, family. I really doubt our Father in Heaven or his Son want us fighting amongst ourselves and even least over his name. So, if I wish you a very Happy Holidays...I'm not declaring war on Christmas...I really mean it.

Merry Christmas
Happy Hannukah
Happy Yuletide
Happy Kwanza
Happy New Year

There, did I cover them all?

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Our Thanksgiving



Yeah, I know. It's already December and I'm just now posting the Thanksgiving pics? Sheesh! The end of November really snuck away from me. And yes, I was extremely tired that day, since I was up at 6am to start cooking. (But for all of you that cooked thanksgiving dinner I'm sure your day was pretty much the same.) Thankfully, my mom came over about 10am to help. And geez did I need it. We had a total of 14 people at my table, which was enough to make my head spin. And of course, Ivy and Riley wouldn't take a nap since Grandma was there, so they were quite orny by the time dinner got here. Oh, and the reason Riley isn't in any of the pictures, is because he fell asleep during the prayer. Phew! John and I both agreed...we're going to visit family and someone else can cook Thanksgiving dinner!

Friday, November 28, 2008

Thursday, November 20, 2008

The 4th of the 4th - Mummy Riley

I saw this on Jennifer Hammond's blog and thought this was intriguing. I mean, who knows what picture it would be? The rule is to this game of blog tag is to find the 4th picture in the 4th file on your computer, and write a narrative about it...so here it goes.


Yes, I know it looks like a 'oops' picture, but I kept it for a reason. Ivy was taking a nap, so I was busy trying to keep him quiet and from pulling her hair. I was sitting on the floor, looking at a recent text message on my phone when Riley stumbles over to me wearing a dish towel on his head, giggling. I snapped the picture on my camera phone but since he was so close, all you can see is his little eye poking out from under the towel.


This was the accompanying picture, which helps make the other picture make more sense. Riley at full charging speed! I'm still surprised that with all our giggling it didn't wake up Ivy.

Tag, your it!

Saturday, November 15, 2008

A trip down memory lane...


As promised (or threatened?) here are some of the pictures I found while helping my mom clean out her house a bit...

Aww...cute...Kim & I in front of my Grandma's house (Provo, UT) before she sold it to move down to AZ. It still miss that house.


Kim a little older


Yes, that is THE real car. A friend of my grandmother's transported show cars across the country and just happened to be carrying the GhostBuster's car used in the movie to L.A. What great timing for that was my favorite movie at the time.


OK...let's see if I can name everybody...L->R top Me, Donna Barker, Karen Jenkins, Liz Jenkins, Sis. Durham, Kristy Green, Amy Higbee, and mystery hand. Bottom: Sis. Ingram, Tanya, Sis. Kammerer, Randa Westbrook, Jennifer Jenkins, and ?? (can anybody help me out on the last girl?) I believe this was a pre-Girl's Camp overnighter to finish up certification at Bushnell Tanks. 1992.


Kristy and Tanya


Karen


Jennifer Jenkins and Tanya gettin' bunny-earred


Liz Jenkins and Randa Westbrook getting ready to go home.



Mom and baby Bridget

Hope ya'll enjoyed that...aww what the hay...let me embarrass myself and Kim




Yes, we are in the dryer, and No, I really don't know why. I guess it seemed like a good idea at the time? Bored summer day I suppose. And No, we didn't turn it on...
...But we did manage to fit puppy-sized Katie and Tobie in the fridge to cool them off.



Friday, November 14, 2008

My first harvest



Well, here's the very first edible batch of veggies to be harvested from my garden...Green Beans! And these are just the begining...plenty more growing on my 6 bushes. This batch I'll cook up for myself, but the next batches I'll freeze for Thanksgiving. Yum!



More pretty fall pictures at:
http://home.att.net/~hideaway_today/t083/fall.htm

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Just some more fun stuff...




The Road Trip of Your Life



You see life as precious and special. Heritage and family are very important to you.

You live life at a fairly leisurely pace. You take time to enjoy the sweeter parts of life, even when you're busy.

You don't like a lot of risk or randomness in your life. You prefer to stick with what's known, even if it's a bit boring.

You tend to be a workaholic. You overwork yourself without ever realizing it and sometimes suffer the consequences later.

In another life, you could have been a great artist. You trust your creative instincts enough to let them lead you.




BTW...I was helping my mom take some stuff down to her storage this last weekend and found a very curious little book, a picture album to be more precise. Better yet, they are pictures that I had taken, circa 1992-94. And they have most of you in it...hehe. I'll be scanning and posting them soon, so ye be warned.

PS No Kim, I haven't forgotten about your Kentucky Jig still sitting quietly on my camera...it will make it's debut soon... :-D

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Well, I'm glad that's finally over...


Hmmm...I can actually say that I'm kinda disappointed about my first time voting...only one thing I voted on actually happened! Oh Poo. And what I "got" was kinda minor anyways...a new Pinal County sheriff. Hmpfh. I really wanted McCain for President. But at least both Electoral College AND Popular voted wanted Obama. (Everyone knows that its not the popular vote that elects presidents right? Electoral College does that and that don't have to vote the way their constituents want...case in point...in 2000's election, the popular vote wanted Gore for president yet Bush was elected by electoral college.) I would have been very irate if popular vote was McCain and Obama got it. Oh well, all in God's design, right? Perhaps something will happen to McCain's health...then we'd have President Sarah (aka Wolf-killer and Big Oil's bed-mate)...That's worse than Obama for sure. I still can't understand why everyone acts like Obama is America's 'Savior'. I know because of the economy people need to see things change-but to what? The Freedom of Choice Act that will allow abortions at ANY time, including healthy full-term babies? How can there even be an organization called, "Mormons for Obama" when he is already working on this Act? That's his plan for change? I still don't even know what his plan for America is. All I hear (and yes I have been looking) is 'Time for change' and 'Yes, We can'... Was it his "plan" for change people voted for or his color? Did we desperately want to be the generation that could say we voted in the first Black President? I'd rather have the bragging right of voting in the first environmental president. (McCain is very environmentally minded...quite the R.I.N.O.) Hopefully, he does make great changes in this country and prove to be worthy of your votes...but something just bodes ill about it all.

Ok,Ok...I'll get off my soapbox now...

PS - To any of you that read my blog and voted for Obama, no offense meant AT ALL. It is your right and duty to elect officials that you think would do the best job...but I would like to hear specific reasons why you voted for him. I relish the thought of understanding what the majority of America saw in Obama that I guess I didn't. You know me! I love a good debate! It's the best way I learn!

Monday, November 3, 2008

Our Fun Halloween


Well, here's our Halloween! My blankity-blank camera wasn't working right so I had to rely on the photographic skills of others...namely my mom and Kim. But they did so well! Thanks Guys! But drat! I forgot to ask them to snap a pic of my pumpkins and of our party buffet table. We had Mummy pizzas, Mexican Bar Bat Wings, Spider Eggs, Bread stick bones and blood sauce, Creature Chips and monster brains, blood punch and brain cupcakes. Oh well...can't remember to do everything. But what really counts is that everyone, especially the kids, had fun.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Well, I guess I can't drive through Dallas...




You Are Most Like John F. Kennedy



You live a fairy tale life that most people envy.

And while you may have a few dark secrets, few people know them.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

The "Cost" of A Child

I love this. I bought a pad of vellum paper for scrappin' and this was on the cover as an example of how to use said vellum. It's so random that this is so profound, moving, and above all else...true. All of you with offspring (& nieces and nephews) will agree. (It's kinda long, but worth it.)

The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140.00 for a middle-income family. Talk about sticker shock. That doesn't even touch college tuition. For those with kids, that figure leads to wild fantasies about all the things we could have bought, all the places we could have traveled, all the money we could have banked if not for (insert child's name here). For others that number might confirm the decision to remain childless. But $160,140.00 isn't all that bad if you break it down. It translates into $8,896.66 a year, $741.38 a month, or $171.08 a week. That's a mere $24.44 a day. Just over a dollar an hour. Still, you might think the best financial advise says don't have children if you want to be rich. It's just the opposite. There's no way to put a price tag on: Feeling a new life move for the first time and seeing the bum of a knee rippling across your skin. Having someone cry "It's a boy!" or "It's a girl!", then hearing the baby wail and knowing that all that matters is that it's healthy. Counting all 10 fingers and toes for the first time. Cupping an an entire head in the palm of your hand. Making out dada and mama from the cooing and gurgling. What do you get for $160,140.00? Naming rights. First, middle, and last. Giggling under the covers at night. More love than your heart can hold. Endless wonder over rocks, ants, clouds, and warm cookies. A hand to hold, usually covered in jam. A partner for blowing bubbles, flying kites, building sand castles, and skipping down the sidewalk in the pouring rain. Someone to laugh yourself silly with no matter what the boss said or how your stocks performed that day. For $160,140.00, you never have to grow up. You get to finger paint, carve pumpkins, play hide-and-seek, catch lightening bugs, and never have to stop believing in Santa Claus. You have an excuse to keep watching Saturday morning cartoons and wishing on stars. You get to frame rainbows, hearts, and flowers under refrigerator magnets and collect spray painted noodles wreaths for Christmas, hand print sets in clay for Mother's Day and cards with backwards letters for Father's Day. For $160,140.00, there's no greater bang for your buck. You get to be a hero just for retrieving a Frisbee off the garage roof, taking the training wheels off the bike, removing a sliver, filling the wading pool, and coaching a baseball team that never wins but is always treated to ice cream regardless. You get a front row seat to history; to witness the first step, first word, first date, first time behind the wheel. You get to be immortal. You get another branch added to your family tree, and if you're lucky, a long list of limbs in your obituary called grandchildren. You get an education in psychology, nursing, criminal justice, communication, and human sexuality no college can match. In the eyes of a child, you rank right up there near God. You have the power to heal a boo-boo, scare away monsters under the bed, patch a broken heart, police a slumber party, ground them forever and love them without limits, so one day they will, like you, love without counting the cost.

Friday, October 24, 2008

It's a Full "Moon" out tonight...



You've been Mooned!!

Now...
Go out there and get as many people as you can,
Before they get you!

HAVE SUM PUMPKIN' CHEEKS ON ME
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Ahh! I have a Ghost problem!


They're playing ring-around-the-rosy in my front yard...


And dancing the Can-Can on my patio...


But at least they're friendly!


Those orny ghosts must have snuck into the back yard garden and ate some of my corn kernels off the cob while still in the husk...


And shrunk the ones they didn't eat! Sheesh! At least they'll be gone before the Green Beans are ready!

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Yippee!


Pumpkin Carver




HeHe...12 days til Halloween! Next time I post I'll put up pics of my cute decor...hang on Kim! I know your "Dying" to see it!

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

The Frog is dead...Long Live the Frog!!


Life at the zoo is a little less "Zoo-ish". The tiny African dwarf frog that swam happily in our fish tank has passed. -sniff- He was so cute! He had a good run though...I think he was with us for about a year. John's just amazed that I can keep fish for that long. Ivy saw him in the bottom of the tank first, but I'm kinda glad she doesn't understand death yet. She'd just touch the glass where he was and say, "Shh...ribbit sleeping." So now I only have a 2-3 inch Algae eater cruising in the bottom of the tank. Hmm...maybe I'll get some neon tetras or a bala shark to fill the void...but obviously get another frog. Since we didn't name any of the other fish, I'll have to start since Ivy's understanding and remembering names...perhaps name this frog...Frogalious or Frogington. We'll see.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

My Various Names

Another fun one found on Kristy's blog and just had to do it too! Enjoy and do it yourself!

1. Your Real Name:Pyzam Glitter Text Maker


2. Your Gansta Name (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Jenizzle


3. Your Detective Name (favorite color and favorite animal): Red Wolf (Ooh that sounds good!)

4. Your Soap Opera Name (middle name and current street): Rebekah LaGrange

5. Your Star Wars Name (first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name and first 3 in your mom's maiden name): Mcgjewil (Umm how do you even try to pronounce that?)

6. Your Superhero Name (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Red Energy Vitamin Water (that is a mouthful...then try to add "To the rescue!")

7. Your "adult" film star Name (first pet's name and street you grew up on): Nikki Crismon (I had to add # 7 in...lol I remember thinking that one up in high school.)